Surprise!

Well well, this has been a while. About 7 months to be exact. Right now, I'm listening to the live version of killing in the name. Wait...

Been caught stealing by jane's addiction. Totally different to three days.

Anyhoo, things that have changed since my last post;

-I want a drum kit
-I turned bi
-I died
-I was brought back to life
-The last 2 were lies. I think...
-I got 2 metallica posters and an AC\DC poster. Today in fact.

So not much. anyway, random topic to talk about...

umm...

I'll go to the random topic generator.

Huh. It's telling me to talk about top religious schools.

Well, All I can say is; If you get to the top of a religious school, don't stop, walk right off the roof.

Try again.

Flossing daily. Um...

Floss daily.

Again.

Forming a melody. Oh good :)

To form a good melody, you have to just go with the flow. Try recording yourself for hours on end, then play it back a few times. Eventually, you'll get something good. Take 'paranoid' by black sabbath. that was written in about 10 minutes. yet it still ROCKS! just keep trying. :D

That was fun. Okay, one more for ha-ha's.

The history of religion. :D

Mr milburn created religion. He is so old:

The wheel is new technology to him.
When jesus wept, he was there with a hanky.
He is the only person who knows how long stonehenge took to build. After all, he helped build it.
He freed the slaves.
Many people dream of running with dinosaurs. Mr milburn, however, is quite bored of it.
He remembers the time when he could walk from america to japan without crossing the 'pacific ocean'.

...Etc.

Anyway...

You know what really grinds my gears?

Bassline music. I mean... What the hell? It's crap. I was at school the other day, on a drum kit, some chavs walk in and tell me to play some bassline. I nearly threw my sticks at them. Seriously, how annoying is bassline. Just say 'unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce' over and over and over again for an hour. Psh. What a load of bullshit.

And that is what really grinds my gears.

So long, I'll try to keep in touch now.

Oh yeah, I finally got revenge on my dad. For the last 2 weeks, I have been grinding salt into his coffee. >:)

Okay, bye for real now.

Love you matty (Fox)! ;)

Alex S. just left the building.